Oh, go on then. See above video for a professional HD, 100-minute journalistic report on Play Expo 2013, which took place on 12-13 October 2013 at Event City in the MCR.* Starring Chris Ashankt and half of the 16 Bit Bros, who tell a rather amusing story about Woodlin37's night time habits.
*Not my fault if YouTube downgraded it to 480p and 11 minutes! Be warned.
- Pink PSOne - 100 points
- Him from the Mastertronic Chronicles - 50 points
- Free Chupa Chups lollies (actually 10p each) - 10 points (Clue: check the video thumbnail...)