Friday, 29 March 2013

Formula One: Council Estate Edition - Car Massacre [Amstrad CPC]

Though this game is entirely in French, thanks to my GCSE in foreign languages I was able to draft the following translation of the description on the back of its cassette case:

"Jimmy is a 17-year-old motor racing fan who just passed his license test (by one mark, and only because the examiner was his uncle). His rich parents have bought him an ex-rental Renault Formula One car, which he must now use to eliminate all those annoying neighbours who constantly nag him to stop playing his Arctic Monkeys records so loud. I think exploding them into a pool of flesh and blood is apt revenge for their conservative points of view, don't you?"

Well, erm, I can't really follow that.

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