The party moves from the pub to the Olympic village in north-east London, whereupon it storms the Stadium at 3am. Since security around the Park is somewhat lax, it's easy to gain access to the game cupboard for a quick mini-Olympics.
From there it's a quick flight to Egypt for a spot of Roland-esque mummy dodging, and we return home just in time to see England hammered by South Africa at the cricket. What a day! Think I'm just about ready for a lie down after all that.
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