Tuesday, 6 March 2012

The Legend of Zelda: The Ancient Stone Tablets [Satellaview] - Chapter 4/4: The Hero of Heavy and the Lucozade of Power

We're in the closing stretches of this relatively obscure Link to the Past spin-off, and this final part sees us preparing for the final battle with The Big Pig Man himself, Ganon the Gluttonous. Along the way to the porkmaster's tower, we discuss a variety of topics including the Magical Cape conspiracy, the Hyrule Screwfix catalogue(!) and the Lucozade of Power, which affords us some (fairly) useful advantages.

The final two dungeons of the game aren't as difficult as you might expect, though there are quite a few pitfalls and cheap traps that I do actually fall for in this take. Whoops. Well, I make the mistakes so you don't have to. Heh, the pretence that you're using this as a walkthrough is running pretty thin now, eh?

Also in this part: shameless grave robbing; heart puzzle protips; more moaning about Turtle Rock; benefits/drawbacks of the Magic Hammer; revenge of the Turd Slugs; switch hunting with Brian Blessed; sexual equality in the workplace; Ebeneezer Scroogin' with Sakayama the Mole; Hyrule thieves' trade system; more buyer's remorse at the fortune teller's house and the final battle that will decide the fate of Hyrule. For five minutes.

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